soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

highperactive:

*has condoms, a rose and lube in his bag*

i just came to hang out and talk

and fuck this rose

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hungarian:

do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes

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jackofficers:

my astrological sign is a ford taurus